October 1, 2008

Whether Truth or Lie – One Man’s thoughts on how a woman’s brain works

Posted in belief, decision making, guys, Humor, lie of the day, life, men, opinion, women tagged , , , , , , , , , , at 2:57 am by keithwilbur

I have my theory about unhappy people. You know the people that never smile if you say ‘hi’ to them. They give you the I know what you really mean grunt or the stare of death.

Truth is, I found if you’re extra nice toward one of these people they only get worse. Anyway, back to my theory ( and please women this is not a knock on women ) ┬áit’s just a theory I have – it’s how a man thinks your thinking works. You may have a different theory and who knows one of us may be right. I think all unhappiness is caused by unhappy women and when their men come in contact with them, they become unhappy to, as no woman will allow her man happiness above her own feelings. Again this is just a theory of mine. What do I know?

So you ask why would women be so unhappy? Well that is simple. Women think to much and hold on to past hurts. Women think that all women’s hurts must be the result of some bastard of a man.

I was talking to my own mother about a movie she saw the other day. She went on and on how the men were all bastards towards the woman in this movie. She was cranky all day over this movie. It’s a damn movie! I’m thinking to myself.

So here it is: whether truth or lie – it is this type of thinking on the part of women that is keeping me single.

September 24, 2008

Does size matter? truth or lie

Posted in biology, Body, guys, Humor, lie of the day, life, men, Personal tagged , , , , , , , at 12:08 pm by keithwilbur

Watch the video:

I can tell you I’m fine with me, but I sure feel sorry for those average size guys.


September 23, 2008

Do men want more than sex from a woman? truth or lie?

Posted in Comedy, guys, Humor, lie of the day, life, men, Personal, satire, Sexism, Spouses, women tagged , , , , , , , , , , at 10:03 pm by keithwilbur

Of course, men want more than just sex from a woman. How about a smile now and then?

Men try so damn hard to please their woman in hopes of sex. It is the only way men know of, if their woman cares about them, is to have sex when their woman wants to have sex with them. Therefore I think, men are strongly motivated to please their women.

And dang it woman! If you are not going to smile, you can at least do the washing and ironing!

September 20, 2008

I will respect you in the morning: Truth or lie?

Posted in America, Comedy, guys, Humor, men, Sexism, women tagged , , , , , , at 8:55 pm by keithwilbur

Some common lines I have heard of that men use on women:

It hurts – I need you so bad…

Your the one that melted my heart enough so that I can even have sex…

I know your the one…

Guys have used lines like this probably since we lived in caves. Do women really fall for these lines or do they just let guys use these lines and set them up for the kill?